"Argh! Just because I'm a pirate does NOT mean I'm not adorable! Why can't you understand that?!"

"But dearest..."

"Don't 'but dearest' me, matey! I'm tired of hooks and parrots every single anniversary!"

"What do ye recommend then?"

Pirate Bunny earrings, of course.

Made with sealed wood and surgical steel ear hooks. Approximately 1.25" tall.

Perfect for the adorable, on-the-go pirate... or bunny.